the ice is slowly melting

It’s been a long cold lonely winter, a frozen monotony thawed at whiles by the warmth of a few friends but firmly in the icy clutches of too much school work, and me with no motivation.  

So, I sat in my sun porch yesterday, most of the day, watching a gentle snow cover the sprouts of garlic and shallots and wildflowers that I had been watching intently make their first tentative reaches into sunlight the days before.  It was a different kind of snow, wet and gentle, barely freezing and mostly pleasant; I can’t forgive myself for not going running.  It felt easy, almost happy, after the long bitter winter of discontent.  There being little sun, I started a fire to keep myself toasty; the plants had to fend for themselves under their blanket of snow.  I was working on a comprehensive exam paper for my PhD program, and the view was relaxing.  And on the porch, there’s room to pace.

 Planting and pacing have been about the only diversions from my frenetic attempts to study.  Last Sunday, my friend Elizabeth visited and we planted lettuce and hops.  I followed that with grass seed on Monday, and followed that on Thursday with spinach and radishes and peas, oh my.  My neighbors on both sides look at me as I do this, the one lady making politely derisive comments as she scurries about her yard, busy to no visible end, and the guy across the street occasionally waving and giving me a curt nod before turning away and shaking his head.  I’m not crazy, tho, or if I am, the gardening is the remedy not the symptom. 

 And indeed, though this be madness, there is method in it.  Blessed with a patch of great weather over my spring break from the University, I planted garlic and shallots, now over two weeks ago.  The garlic should have been in the ground back in the fall, but either weather or class work conspired against me, so I wanted it in the ground as soon as could be now.  The hop rhizomes arrived from cold storage and were to go into the ground immediately.  Then, we were due for rain, and I figured that would keep the grass damp – I generally forget to water grass seed and it dries up promptly upon germination.  I knew there was snow coming, but peas are pretty hardy anyway, and I figured they would have just started germinating and wouldn’t freeze two inches underground.  The lettuce won’t have sprouted to be bothered by the snow, either, and the radishes… the package said they liked the cold, and well, if they don’t make it, it’s hard to care.  They’re mostly keeping the ground covered for a month until I plant something I like there.  The chives and wildflowers and oregano are doing their own thing, no help from me. 

 When I tried to explain my the plotting of my planting – an extended version of the above tedious paragraph, a discussion to bore all but the most ardent early planters – to my friend at the computer lab in which I’m stuck all Sunday afternoon, he said, “So, what?  You think you’re outsmarting Mother Nature?”

 Hubris!  My brain went clunk.  Be careful!

 “Ye gads, no!” I insisted.  “We’re working together!  She told me the rules, and I’m just trying to play within them.”

 The method was animated by wanting to use the tiller I bought last fall and barely used.  I almost always would rather that the tool I am using not be a word processor.  It feels good to build, to dig, to hammer.  The tiller feels good to hand, with its smooth vibration and occasional staggering lurch, the ironic whiff of petrochemical exhaust, the dirt and noise.  Each spring finds me checking the ten-day weather forecasts, scheming when to put what in the ground.  This spring doing so is a cross between manic obsession and guilty pleasure; not much of a cross, I know.  It feels good and unproductive.  Tilling was supposed to wear me out and send me back to typing.  The more or less I garden, the more I want to; opposite for study. 

 This spring has been worse than other springs which have been otherwise the same.  I can’t concentrate and am not entirely sure anymore why I ever wanted to.  I feel like compost.  School work has been the same old thing, only more of it done less well.  I feel stagnant like my pond’s water.  Writing this, looking for a metaphor, I remember a fairy tale sort of story: the king offers a reward for someone who can show him something nobody has ever seen before, and the kid brings him an egg as it’s hatching.  Not that I’m the type of person to look for symbols in his vegetables, for new growth in spring.  There is this literary tradition that likes to make a to-do of that sort of thing….  I wonder if the snow mightn’t have been Ma Nature telling me to relax, new growth can be hidden some times, the rules state that eventually the winter of your discontent will be made glorious by the sunlight at the end of the tunnel.  Be patient, like a spring snow, like winter garlic, like people who put up with you; it’s just that the tunnel ends sometime towards the close of June this year, when you hand the fucking exams in.  There is time enough yet for every season and all types of tools, shovels and keyboards in spades.

Garlic Link: Welcome to Filaree Farm.  This guy is serious about his garlic.  I've got some ordered to plant this fall.

Hops Link: The Thyme Garden.  Hops are quick growing, bushy vines... good for privacy... and they smell, like, well, hops....

Planting Calendar:

 

Date:	Plants	Activity By 3-29
Last Year:	Prairie Smoke	All growing; one blooming
	Butterfly Milkweed	Strangely missing.  IDK….
	Side Oats Gramma	Not much yet
	Little Bluestem	A couple green blades starting
	Aromatic Aster	Spreading like CRAZY.  Am going to have to find a way to contain it soon.
	Left-Over Last Year’s Garlic	Clumped up and crazy growing
3-11 –	Garlic and Shallots	25% sprouted; some squirrel damage.  Grrr.
3-21 –	Hops and Lettuce with Elizabeth	Nada so far
3-22 –	Grass seed… not really garden, I know	It’s being patient
3-26 –	Spinach, Radishes, Peas	Soon, I’m sure...!

 

News Flash: QT Scrooges Wonderland

“You ought to be paying me! You’re working in a freaking winter wonderland!” I was on a roof, a steep roof, in the snow, when Matt Bockensteadt, my employer at the time, yelled that to his crew. It was cold and scary and a long way down. I shivered.

Another time, in Delhi, Iowa, I woke up at my friend Frank’s parent’s house to what looked like an avalanche outside the window. Frank and Matt were high school chums growing up in Delhi way before I knew either of them.

Accompanying the snow, I heard thumping on the roof and envisioned reindeer or a snowy apocalypse.

“Where’s Frank,” I asked his mom.

“Shoveling the roof,” she replied mater-of-factly. 'Of course,' I thought, 'like one does.'

I’m reminded of these incidents on a day like today, walking to the Lindquist Center from just south of campus, past the Quick Trip on the corner of Madison and Burlington. It is a winter wonderland out there. It’s not my favorite snow today. I like the warm snow, the soggy, big flake snow that drapes itself over the grass and leafs on the ground, draping them with cold messy beauty. They melt for a while upon contact before beginning to cover it up. Those are catch on your tongue snowflakes; that is snowball snow. It’s not the best to walk to class in as it clings and moistens unduly. And, it’s just not as pretty. Today, it’s cold. The snowflakes are small and the wind is still. They float on the air as much as fall, turning the sky white with slow motion. They don’t melt, and they don’t stick. It’s too chilly to be sticky. They just pile up in and around the grass, covering it by slow degrees, four inches in eight hours. If they land on your shoulder, they brush off or fall off in the least breeze of movement. This is the snow of Robert Frost’s “Stopping by Woods”.

Which is to say that it ain’t that hard to shovel.

Last year, the ice build up on the two sidewalks outside of QuikTrip lasted from first freeze to final thaw. It looks like they’re gearing up for that performance again this year. This doesn’t so much surprise me – Iowa City businesses – with notable exceptions – are abysmal at scooping their walks. But this with QT is what I really don’t get.

The weather report confirms that the snow is coming down at half an inch per hour. This means if QuikTrip sent out a minimum wage employee once an hour, said employee would have to move half an inch of snow off the walk with a shovel. No shovel, you might wonder? They sell them. What about accumulations overnight? They’re open 24 / 7.

But last year, it may be noted, was an icy year. Ice storm after ice storm. That was beautiful, too, except for the broken trees that reminded me more of Frost’s “Birches,” ice sickles on the ground like the dome of heaven had shattered, or hanging from the trees like a coat of diamonds. But that stuff’s not like shoveling powdery snow. It’s freezing.

QuikTrip sells ice melt.

So, one might want to ask: why does a store, staffed with young able employees, a store that is open all night on a corner lot and has an inventory of shovels, a store that sells ice melt, why does such a store not think it has a responsibility to, oh, I don’t know, people who walk – not to mention those that get around by wheelchair or other mobility device – not think it has a responsibility to shovel the sidewalk. Or maybe they think their frozen burritos are community service enough.

Maybe they’ll figure this out at some point, but in the mean time they’re Scrooging up my Winter Wonderland.

School Days

“How’s your garden doing?” Asabi asked me.

“I don’t know. I haven’t seen it in three days.”

Asabi works with me at the computer lab in the college of education helping students scan images and convert files and upload assignments so professors can check them. She and I became friends over the summer when we co-taught the class that teaches students how to do these things. Asabi had heard I had a garden, and kept a watchful eye towards any surplus produce.

“Collard greens!” she had exclaimed, “You all have collard greens?”

Yes. I had. And plenty to share, altho she and I never managed to get the sharing done.

I’m not a very energetic gardener. I prefer to let things take their own course for the most part. This inhibits certain kinds of garden success. In the summer I spent a lot of time in the garden, standing in the heat and imitating the plants, soaking up the sun. Sometimes I would make a mental list: should ought put that fence back up, might could weed the carrots, need some sort of trellis for the peas. The list was mental only, without any physical manifestation. Like I said, my gardening isn’t very energetic.

Now that school is in session, from Sunday night until Thursday night, I’m not home in the daylight.

Weeds have been a problem this year. We’ve had a lot of rain and the weeds keep… shooting up like weeds. The Saturday before Asabi had asked me this, I had plunged into the weedy mess with resolve. The day before I had simply stood and stared, wondering where my vegetables were. It was a mess, enough of a mess to put off dealing for as long as I could.

And then, that was it. Cut down a bunch of weeds and run off to study. Leave the garden to its own devices. It feels somehow that without me standing there to watch it, it must be going to have problems growing. Or something. It needs me.

I soak up fluorescent light from the school and the flat screen monitor glow from the lab and grow pasty and pale. And the plants. The plants and the weeds soak up the rain and remains of the southening sun and dispute my claims of relevance to the whole operation.